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this is a site dedicated to all things strange, scary and generally just screwed up. these things aren't very screwed up but don't you folks worry there will be strangeness on it's merry little way.

look at the monkey go on look at the silly monkey

Well folks if you want to be dazzled by the spectacular animation, amazed by the creepy pictures or if your just plain old screwed up come forth and enjoy the wonder that is mental.com

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Don't you think this is a good animation. Hey pig what score would you give it

can you beat our game

Welcome to the domain of the dancing reindeer

They dance in time it's a miracle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This is a page about one yorkshire worms diary of life. And so it was thus

On this day particular day the worm was very bored and so went to buy some fish and chips he ran there and so got some exercise when he came out of the chip shop there was a violent storm and a stork came down from above and offered him the gift of life but the worm couldn't be arsed with this kind of crap that only happens in the movies and so the stork got a bit pissed off and abused the worm in many ways we are not aloud to print on this planet this was the only clean news footage that we got after his ordeal the worm went to see a thriller at the worm cinema (for worms)

Worm coloured writing by the way i'm not a sissy or anything i know what you've been telling your friends

bored

fish and chips

exercise

storm

stork

footage

THE END

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